Spivey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tribute to Dale]

note how it lacked severely in every area

if corniness were a category, this would get an 11 there. however, its not, and this was crap. i think dale would have thrown up if he were alive to see this.

[The Legacy of Gun Control]

why is this here?

This sucked for 2 reasons:
A) It demonstrated no skill, only a knowledge of a great deal of facts about gun control (wtf cares?)
B) It was wrong and your oppinion is stupid. In England, guns are illegal. Do you see a fucking dictatorship springing up? No, and there's also a hell of a lot less crime. I'm not saying that guns should be illegal. But only hicks make shit like this defending them and then send them to sites like NG... ass.

[goldilocks]

glad i didnt watch it at night.

two things i've seen in my life were more gruesome and disturbing than that. the cell, and that NIN video where they put the guy in the machine. very nauseating.

[The Final Task]

Very Impressive.

Plot is secondary to kicking ass, people. I heard somewhere that this was a preview and despite the cliche it was amazing. All previews are cliched. Besides, even if it isn't a preview it was just plain cool. Oh, and for those of you who say it "dragged on"...what the hell? You must have the attention span of a gerbil.