Spivey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[William the Demon Killer]

that was bad ass.

kill carrot top.

Bleeg responds:

ha ha! yeah, carrot top is on the short list for celebrities (if he is one) that are probably really demons

["Waterman"]

its like family guy without the plot

and the good writers. this had zero cohesiveness and about a billion cliches, some genked from other family guy spinoffs here on newgrounds.

[8-bit Theater 3]

funny, but...

i couldnt help but notice that you borrowed half your jokes from animated tv shows, ie the simpsons. what you came up with yourself was good, but next time try a little harder to be original with your script.

[Robot Frank-Tribute]

there are so many great robot frank adventures...

the severe lack of midgets, robot battling, and bob g getting shot with a paintball gun dragged this score down. good art though.

[faggot]

good message

few things piss me off like homophobes. i support your cause and feel that being gay is just as natural as being straight, even though i'm not gay myself. plus, to anyone here who doesn't think this sort of movie belongs in the portal, try remembering when there was an official newgrounds contest about "gun control movies". Same damn thing, only it was about people wanting to keep their guns, rather than wanting to like who they like without worrying about being killed. yeah, in short, fuck you hicks. gay people are a fuckload cooler than all you dale-mourners.
ps: if i get an email about this, dont expect me to reply/even open the email.

[AlphaZekko 3]

A word to all would-be stick animaters:

This is the peak of what can be accomplished using stick figures. Therefore, anyone who wants to submit a stick animation should simply look at this and know that they suck and should not post their goddamn useless stick movie. STOP STICK CRAP NOW. Unless you truly believe you can match or top this. Which you can't.

[Scrap Book: Bohh vs. Nosu]

make a series

i liked your tana series, but even though this isn't half as stirring or 'artsy' as it was, i can't help but like this better. maybe because i like things that make me laugh better than things that make me think.. make more. maybe with a female challenger... or a guy with a hammer!

damianmartins responds:

Thanks for the compliments... feedback... and ideas. Coincidentely I WAS going to have female for the next "scrap book". And I asked my bro what kind of weopons should I use and he suggested a mallet, and I loved the idea. Pretty good, huh!? Well thanks again brother.

[The great Stick Fight]

this artist has potential

this entry would have been a lot more interesting if you had X'd the stick figure thing and done it all in 'gun wing' mode. you could do well, grasshopper. very well.